A dog walked into a bar and the bartender said “hey dawg no dogs allowed in this bar.” And then the dog said “no im a human go away bro”. then the guy said “you dont look like a human you look like a dog dawg.” the dog said “here look at this picture of my mother” and then proceeded to open his phone and show the bartender a picture of a brown haired woman. the guy said “oh i guess you aren’t a dog if thats your mother, sorry for assuming”. the dog let out a little woof of excitement. the guy caught this and said “you ARE a dog aren’t you? only dogs make noises like that. get out of my bar right now!” the dog let out a growl and said “no no no i am a human trust me look here’s a picture of my father” and the he proceeded to pull his phone back out and showed the bartender a picture of a tall blonde haired man. the guy said “oh i guess you aren’t a dog if thats your father, sorry for assuming again”. the dog finally got a drink at the bar and said to the guy “you know i actually am a dog you loser. you fell for my tricks twice. i am actually working with the police and along with being a dog i am also a minor so you will now be going to jail.” the guy let out a cry as he got put in the back of the K9 unit van.